A diehard Geelong Cats supporter is the laughing stock of the AFL world after he mistakenly was left with a tattoo that said his team were "Gay Premiers 2007".
Before consuming 15 tinnies in Phuket, Thailand, Neville gave the tattooist a piece of paper that stated "right arm, Day Premiers 2007 and left arm, Night Premiers 2006". The tattooist took him literally — almost.
Now he has "right arm" written on his right arm, just above "Gay Premiers 2007" because the tattooist marked in "Gay" instead of "Day".
Neville's son-in-law walked in once the tattooist had written on the right arm and informed him of the balls-up.
"I thought 'you're joking'! I told them you might as well have left arm on the other one and make it a bit fun," said Neville in an interview with 3AW.
Sounds like there's a reason this bloke is called Neville.