So now you've got the poo's coz no one wants to pick you up.
Now make up your mind Shaz. Do you want to be picked up or not? We can get some one good for ya if you do. It's his b'day today and he would like a b'day present.

coops

well i dont care wat coops thinks ok dont message me asking me silly things on here ok ,am only trying my best to be nice to people not say crap and asking my age why do they want to no all this crap am olny trying to sell things or putting things up for mates ok so they need to stay out of people bussines and stop hanging shit so leave me alone and they dont no who i am am a nice person i have 2 small kids and a husband ok

Oh come on Shaz, I said "keep on laughing", "thanks for being so good humoured" and all that stuff. Dont let me down. As far as Coops goes he might be "smart" but he is not an "arse" ..... no hold on I might have got that the wrong way around. I'm not sure but anyway go along for the Racingforum lunatic ride and enjoy it. Coops I think we should have a new Giveaway Greyhounds or whatever thread and rename this one. In fact, I nominate you to rename this thread I think Lily might 2nd my nomination. Also I would like to endorse Lily's observations about the risks involved with giving dogs away and her observations about some greyhound people she has come across. The thing about "lucky to feed their kids let alone the dogs" really rings true, in fact, my observation is that the dogs usually take priority.

Shazza my love, with the right words from me to you, we have now found out a little bit more about you. You are nmarried with a couple of children. Now the reason I asked your age is that you sound very young and we did not want to say anything bad to you.
But now we now how old you are, It's open slather. LOL I'm joking Shaz.

I have something for you. Hope you like it.

Visions arise as a scene of mirth.
A ballroom belle who supurbly posses.
A queenly woman of queenly worth,
Smelling the sweetness of a bunch of roses.

coops

THANKS HEAPS LIKE I SAID I DONT WANT TO FIGHT WITH NO ONE AM HERE TO SELL THINGS AND FOR GIVEAWAYS AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS and thanks so much sori for everything hope one day we will meet up

LOL wats my age then coops

I'd say you are around 53.

coops

lol na lower down

Shaz I think Coops might have been hoping that you were 53 and within cooee of the age group he could ask out for a date. He could be putting together quite a Harem, trying to anyway. Good to have you on board Shaz.

lol am taken and am way too young for coops lol

Room 56, just down the hallway from you mate! By the way, I've put my name down to have first use of the pc in the morning!!:D

Thats ok Gippy mate, Shaz is bringing her laptop when she visits every morning.

coops

U GUYS ARE FUNNY ,WELL MY LAPTOP STAY HERE WITH ME :o

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

coops

wats wrong coops

I need that laptop. But when you bring it to the jail, make sure the Warden doesn't see it.

coops

Warden here.

Coops, by order of the management, I'm sorry to say that your laptop privileges will be taken away for 4 weeks.

However as I am a kind Warden, you may request lap dances from myself only, at any time you wish.

;-)

Coops wins again!

Make sure Lily wears that western gear coops when you get the lap dance!!

Spurs, got to have spurs my little finger bun.



Sorry Shaz got a better offer.

coops

And don't forget the whip too, iced finger bun.

When we fall into love, we search endlessly for symbols of it. We turn to the time honored traditions of, roses, diamonds, lapdancing and an endless bid to find something, anything, that can fully express what we feel when get whipped, spurred, slapped, poked and then we hold in our hands something soft to the touch.

Have I missed anything creampuff?

coops

lol nps coops enjoy the laptop

Makes no sense that someone who is selling "quality pups" at a very substantial cost and has already made 20k off them would want give aways? seems odds

Im thinking about it anyway Coops but to be honest best I not say anything as might be just a bit over the top Even I do have my limits, sense of discretion Deep down I am a gentleman like Dougie

Invisibledude, sounds like you have had a sheltered life mate. It's never to late to change your ways. Have a go mate, you just might like it.

coops

Poizun, maaate!!!! Wake up and smell the coffee!!!!!!!!!! The idea is to breed with giveaways and get $3000 plus for the pups and so on and so forth until this empire rules the greyhound world!!! What is so hard to understand about this????????? EASY MONEY!!!!!..........;):p:D

Quote Coops: Invisibledude, sounds like you have had a sheltered life mate. It's never to late to change your ways. Have a go mate, you just might like it: Unquote

No Coops I would not say I have had a sheltered life, that is, unless you are referring to the "sheltered workshop" where I spent many industrious years. Maybe that is what you mean. I hope that this is not "politically incorrect", apologies if it does offend someone. I can think of some "smart arse" thing to say but I won't because it would be mean/nasty and that is not the sort of person I really am. Earlier I was going to tell you about my lap dancing exerience (the Sports Bar in King St Melbourne ???) with Evee from the Gold Coast (definitely her right name and location of origin, she told me so) but I thought it would be inappropriate and boring in any case. When I rushed home to tell my wife, she thought it was pretty boring. Good luck to you Coops, youve got a good woman there in Lily, mine isnt too bad either.