Feeding her a bird will give her wings.

Very good Morgan! But as I recall they were the tail feathers and we don't want her finishing at the "tail" of the field.

how is lady goin coops have you tralied her again ?

Dear diary 2/2/10. Lady ate the plastic cup holder in car this morning. @#$&%$#

coops

Should have let her eat the bird or goat and she wouldn't have been hungry :)

wait till she starts eating her own shit

then you will wish she ate the goat

Or even worse Coops shit.

Dear diary 2/2/10. .
Sausage dogs, George the goat, Ole the cockatoo, Harry the pet rat and Stanley the Alpaca are all having a meeting this morning in the stables with the orses.

Taking Lady inside today until things cool off a little.

coops

:D:D:D Love your sense of humour mate!!!

i think we now no why the old trainer sacked her lol