Hiya Nick me old fruit gum.
Hey mate, you wouldn't beleive the things I've been up to lately. Bloody ell mate, Lilly is now calling me a STALKER on facebook. I think she's really piss with me this time.

While your there mate I need to get some info about me dog cramping just lately. I don't know where it came from, I haven't changed anything with her routine. The other dogs seem to be ok. Got any advise for me mate. Lilly has beed advising me in the past but things have changed, so it looks like you've got the job.

BTW Is our mate Gippy still around?

coops