Oh buggerit buggerit buggerit I've blown my invisible disguise, lucky I told Nick tonight otherwise he would have given me heaps but he probably still will and specifically for being such a dumb arse. He will laugh his guts out. I had earlier revealed my invisible disguise to Dougie when he inquired one day as to how I knew what was his real name. Now the whole world knows my secret, including Wayne, Shazza and Allisa. What was the Invisibleman's real name, Peter ? Peter something ?? He always had his head wrapped in bandages and wore sunglasses. You'd remember him Coops wouldn't you. On TV in the late 50s, early 60s. Too long ago for these young whipper snappers. Yes it was Dr Peter Brady a British Scientist who was doing experiments involving light refraction and invisibility but guess what, it all went wrong, poor Peter must have been in the wrong place at the wrong time. What would you do if you were invisible Coops, watch out Lily, he's a naughty boy. I wonder whether I'd be eligible to play for the Canberra Raiders and be allowed not to wear a uniform including boots but then I suppose the opposition would just follow the ball that was suspended in mid air. I think I could get hurt. I must cease and desist otherwise Gippy will have good reason to get on to that "mental institution" thing again and call for me to be committed immediately.