Gippy mate, Go to the top of the class.

Hey fella's, I got some news the other day from the missus. She told me that her sister was coming for a visit. "Oh good, It will give me something to do." I said. "What do you mean by that." She asked. "Never mind, I was just thinking out loud to myself." Says I.

Late that morning the missus stuck her head out of the back door and asked what I was doing with the shotgun. "Looking for low flying broomsticks." I said. The bitch beat me up.

coops