Mate you have got to change your attitude towards the missus mate or you will lose all respect from her. A little bit of yellin at her from time to time is whats needed, to put her in her place. Show her who's boss mate.

Ouch, cut it out, don't, aaaaah.

Sorry about that mate. The missus sneaked up behind me while I was typing this and she belted me a few times. It didn't hurt but.

coops