Mate I know the feeling.

I got this orse a that is the most doppiest orse one could ever imagine. This orse is never happy. he just stands around the yard and does nothing except beat up the goat when he has the chance. The orse STANLEY, i call him and the goat JIMMY, are bitter enemies. But I like em both and my missus hates them both, and me. She always says that I pay more attention to the animals than I do to her. Now that is not true fellow members. I let he do my washing and let her make me cuppa's and I even let her feed me. Now what more does she want. She complains that I don't sit down with her and have conversations like normal people. She reckons I just talk about the animals and she says that since I got me dog I'm becoming unbarible.

The other day I was watching STANLEY through the kitchen window standing there doing nothing. I thought to myself. "How can I make this stupid orse get some get up and go." I went to the fridge and got a small red chilli pepper. I went out to STANLEY and shoved it up his coit and went back inside.

It was about 2 hours later and the missus started to scream at me saying."Whats the matter wiff that crazy orse. He's jumping up and down all over the place?" I told her that he'll be aright when he has a crap coz I shoved a chilli pepper up his coit.
Then she really blew he stack. "See what I mean about you. You can never give me a straight answer. Why can't you sit down with me and have a meaningfull coversation?" "Ok then, lets sit down now and have a meaningfull conversation right now."

We both sat down on the lounge beside each other and I looked he straight in the eye and ripped a fart so loud it shock the foundations. The bitch beat me up.

Now come on fellow members, how meaningfull can I be.